Long time marathon runner, James Hunt, told sources that he is “constantly being followed” and that he is “becoming more and more scared for his life.” A spokesman for the police department stated that they are taking Mr. Hunt’s concerns very seriously and that during yesterday’s Run for Life Marathon, they arrested nearly 432 “supposed runners” who were blatantly following Mr. Hunt.
Image: “Flickr: Marathon runner,” by Bo Kage Carlson.
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That sounds like a commercial for the Walking Dead
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Wait ’til the cops find out he’s actually a pickpocket, and they’ve been chasing him to get their wallets back.
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Terrific!
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Maybe he should make a dash for it… 100 meters would be about right
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Clever 😀
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