Chlamydia really looking forward to spring break

 

As spring break approaches, local sources reported that chlamydia is super excited and preparing to hit the beach. Chlamydia stated that it will probably go to Panama City Beach, FL, and hopes to meet a ton of new people and make lots of friends.

 

 

 

Images: “uloops.com” & “panamacity.com“

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