Easter Bunny arrested, just ‘doesn’t give a shit anymore’

Sources reported that the Easter Bunny was recently arrested at a local bar and is currently incarcerated, which will likely lead to the cancellation of Easter Sunday. Bar patrons stated that the Easter Bunny was drinking excessively, picking random fights, and telling everyone that he just “doesn’t give a shit about Easter anymore.”

In addition to being charged with disorderly conduct and public intoxication, the Easter Bunny was also charged with lewd behavior, due to his many attempts to show everyone his “big ass Easter eggs.”

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