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Annoying child’s imaginary friend won’t even hang out with him

  Six year-old Bobby Turner’s imaginary friend, Ted, reportedly no longer wants to spend time with him. Based on Bobby’s favorite activities, which include drawing on people’s faces, screaming the alphabet in church, and bathing in baked beans, Ted told… Read More ›