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Local man declares New Year’s resolution

Sources have just reported that a local man declared his 2015 New Year’s resolution, which is to keep his New Year’s resolution.   Image: “Bing.com images“

Meanwhile at the zoo…

    Despite receiving no response, a local man at the zoo continues to plead with a gecko to lower his car insurance deductible.       Image attribution: “Flickr Madagascar Giant Day Gecko” by Nick Michalski.