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Man with multiple personality disorder ticketed

Despite Peter Rasmussen’s claim that he was traveling with 27 other passengers, including French pastry chef, Fabien Vertefeuille, 8th grade hopscotch champion, Wanda Rogers, and ancient Mongolian warlord, Otgonbayar Batbayar, he was ticketed $400 for riding alone in the high-occupancy… Read More ›