Bill Thatcher and Margaret Jacobs were recently set up by mutual friends and although they have not yet met, they decided it would be best to attend a couples therapy session for their first date. Mr. Thatcher stated that he… Read More ›
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Daredevil produce manager to attempt largest ever plum display
Sources reported that Phillip Barker, a local produce manager, plans to make the largest ever plum display. He stated that it will span aisles 2 through 10 and although the plums are very ripe, he warned all customers against removing… Read More ›
Actress with short haircut still confused for 12-year-old boy
Since receiving her short haircut, actress Ginnifer Goodwin continues to be mistaken for a preadolescent male. Although the film industry is aware that she is not in fact a young boy, the Walt Disney Company continues to offer her… Read More ›
Small child reportedly found in Duck Dynasty’s beard
Sources reported that Phil Robertson from A&E’s popular show, Duck Dynasty, recently discovered what appears to be a small child hidden in his overwhelmingly large beard. Experts speculate that this male child is four years of age and was able… Read More ›
Crazy cat lady runs out of sticker space on minivan
Local sources recently reported that Danielle Jacobs, also known as “the lonely depressed woman in her mid-fifties who has a lot of cats and no life,” just ran out of space on the rear windshield of her minivan. Ms…. Read More ›
Local man declares New Year’s resolution
Sources have just reported that a local man declared his 2015 New Year’s resolution, which is to keep his New Year’s resolution. Image: “Bing.com images“
Help us celebrate our 100th post with special guest, Channing Tatum!!
Daily Potato News would like to congratulate Daily Potato News for reaching its 100th post!! Before we get to the celebratory part of this article, here is a little history about our site: Daily Potato News was initially founded in 1543; however,… Read More ›
Local grandmother visits Adult Video Store in search of The Wizard of Oz
Local grandmother, Mrs. Anna Betz, recently decided to purchase the all-time classic, The Wizard of Oz, for her granddaughter’s birthday. She reportedly took the #32 Metro-Transit bus to a video store which she had previously seen on her way to her weekly… Read More ›
2016 Summer Olympics
The 2016 Summer Olympics are set to be held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; however, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) is reevaluating this decision. Thomas Bach, president of the IOC, stated that he was just alerted to the fact that… Read More ›
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