Lead paleontologist at the University of Chicago, Dr. Robert Coleman, reported at a recent press conference that animals of the clade Dinosauria were nothing more than just really ugly people. Dr. Coleman stated that his research team looked at countless… Read More ›
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The Public’s Response
The public’s response to the article entitled, Research confirms that dinosaurs were just really ugly people (click here for article). John M. McCollister, age 48, preschool janitor “So it’s ok if I get sexually aroused when I see a picture… Read More ›
2016 Summer Olympics
The 2016 Summer Olympics are set to be held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; however, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) is reevaluating this decision. Thomas Bach, president of the IOC, stated that he was just alerted to the fact that… Read More ›
The Public’s Response – The Academy Awards
What was YOUR favorite part of the 86th Annual Academy Awards? John S. Bullard, 56, unemployed “Well, I was watching my neighbor while she was watching, so you’ll have to ask her.” Mia R. Bernal, 29, writer “It wasn’t nearly as good as… Read More ›
New dating website, Beautiful Insides, reveals both inner and outer beauty
Beautiful Insides is a new dating website which has taken online dating to the next level. Unlike traditional sites, Beautiful Insides reflects not only your physical appearance, but your inner beauty as well. Beautiful Insides utilizes the information you write in… Read More ›
AT&T U-verse wireless receiver: Too good to be true?
The AT&T U-verse wireless receiver allows the television watcher to seamlessly move their television to a different location, without having to fool around with wires or cables. Lead researchers have declared this a “scientific breakthrough” and have even requested to… Read More ›
Local man’s Nicorette addiction exposed
Samuel Sampson, age 36, recently began smoking cigarettes to help kick his Nicorette addiction. Mr. Sampson has been addicted to nicotine substitute products for nearly 3 years. He told reporters, “I’m really ashamed, but I’ve tried them all. The gum,… Read More ›