Thirty-one-year-old, Robert Middleton, is a self-proclaimed street magician that has been practicing the art of magic since childhood. Over the past three-years he has pulled off several elaborate disappearing acts. Mr. Middleton told sources, “First of all, call me Street Dragon…. Read More ›
The Onion recently reported that after several years of intensive research, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has officially approved an artificial brain tumor (click here for full story). This marks “the first time a synthetic malignant growth has been… Read More ›
A recent article by The Onion (click here for article) reported the following public responses to Cosmopolitan magazine’s first-ever published sex guide for lesbians, “28 Mind-Blowing Lesbian Sex Positions.” (Click image for enlarged view) Although many men were looking forward to seeing “hot lesbian pictures” in… Read More ›
Woman with cricket chirping ringtone triggers three-month subway closure to fumigate for crickets. Image attribution: “Flickr Ed Yourdon“
The Onion recently reported that President Obama plans to cut costs by packing weekly lunches for all 318 million Americans (click here for full story). In order to understand the impact this has on the American populace, our sources set out going door-to-door… Read More ›
Despite receiving no response, a local man at the zoo continues to plead with a gecko to lower his car insurance deductible. Image attribution: “Flickr Madagascar Giant Day Gecko” by Nick Michalski.
Random guy that nobody knows still playing peekaboo with everyone at library. Image attribution: “bigthink.com”
The Onion recently posted an article briefly describing NASA’s plans to send a chimpanzee to the sun (click here for article). In order to better understand NASA’s goals, our sources spoke with NASA’s administrator, Charles Bolden. Mr. Bolden told sources… Read More ›
New Age Tanning is a recently established health and wellness company that offers a new and organic approach to tanning. Current tanning salons use chemical based sprays and artificially induced high impact UV lighting, both of which have been linked… Read More ›
Local coworker, David Hewitt, told sources that when it comes to pulling off pranks in the office, he is the “ultimate prankster.” Although Mr. Hewitt was reluctant to discuss any of his ongoing pranks, he told sources about several of… Read More ›
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