Local sources reported that Jim Anderson, 46, recently dined at La Cantina and was looking forward to ordering the Colossal Nacho Plate. He stated, however, that the waitress was “way too hot” for her to see him “shoving $18 worth of nachos down… Read More ›
A new horror film, “The Chase,” received poor reviews from local movie critics. The film opens with a young teenage girl screaming while running away from an unknown entity. The screaming and running continues uninterrupted for approximately 72 minutes. At… Read More ›
The average American gets swept up by a tornado at least eight times over the course of their lifetime. Looking to cut that number in half? Just follow these precautionary tornado tips: The center of the tornado,… Read More ›
Sources have confirmed that President Obama will consult with Bob the Builder to fix the United States 11.901 trillion dollar national debt. Although Bob typically fixes small fictional objects such as chairs and tables, he enthusiastically asked Congress, “CAN WE… Read More ›
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