Local mother, Joann Hughes, recently cashed in on 20+ years of Mother’s Day coupons which were given to her every year by each of her three children, who are now in their 40s. Based on the amount of coupons Mrs. Hughes… Read More ›
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Getting to know your corporate printer
Getting to know your corporate printer/copying machine can be difficult given that most are not able to speak. However, our sources found one copier, a Sharp MX-M354N (pictured on left), who is not only able to speak, but agreed to an… Read More ›
The truth about storm drains
Not only are storm drains ominous, but it is virtually impossible to know what you’ll find beneath them. Many suspect that you would find items which might slip through the grates, such as lost coins, papers, or really skinny children…. Read More ›
Legos critique The Lego Movie
Several Legos (pictured above) have come together to critique The Lego Movie, which if you aren’t seven years old or an adult nerd and have already seen it, is a movie about an ordinary Lego construction worker who is recruited to join a… Read More ›
The least popular children’s books
Although unpopular, the following children’s books should not be overlooked when choosing the right bedtime story for your child: God loves everyone but you Other unpopular titles include: Oops! Who pooped in… Read More ›
Fair skinned girl experiences difficulty buying bathing suit
Eighteen-year-old, Melissa Macias (pictured on right), was recently trying on bathing suits at a local mall to prepare for summer; however, she realized that she had become so pale during the winter season that she was unable to see her own reflection… Read More ›
Indecisive shopper still missing inside Gap store
Local shopper, Walter Ackman, was last seen three days ago entering The Gap at approximately 6:00 p.m. (last known location pictured on left). Video surveillance shows him entering The Gap but never exiting the store. Sales associates at The Gap… Read More ›
Local boy experiences first signs of Easter
Local five-year old boy, Toby Craven (pictured on left) , recently experienced the first signs of Easter. While shopping at Costco Wholesale with his parents, Toby found an unmarked lot of 6,800 Easter eggs. Toby and his parents immediately “claimed”… Read More ›
Men texting about bussiness deal not aware they are sitting next to one another
Two business partners texting about a business deal were apparently not aware of each others’ presence. The situation became awkward when one man asked the other out to lunch, but the other man opted out by lying, stating that he… Read More ›
Local grandmother waits 32 years at DMV
Local grandmother, Annie Pop, has been patiently waiting to renew her driver’s license at the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) since June, 28, 1982. Although there has been an obvious glitch in the system, Mrs. Pop waits patiently in the… Read More ›
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