Family practitioner, Eric Hale, M.D., is currently being investigated by the American Medical Association (AMA) due to numerous legal and ethical violations as well as unconventional medical practices. The AMA reported that the medical status of all 95 of his… Read More ›
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Putin ‘super excited’ to build new 10,077 sq mile vacation home
Vladimir Putin reported that he is “super excited” about building his new 10,077 sq mile “vacation home,” which will occupy the entire peninsula of Crimea. Of the 3 million or so inhabitants, Putin will “probably let a few people hang… Read More ›
Fun St. Paddy’s Day ideas!!
Looking to make your St. Patrick’s Day extra special?! Try these fun projects!! Dye your child green using toxic or non-toxic dye!! Bring out those chocolate chip cookies you made a few months ago; the mold is all you need… Read More ›
Pharmacy graduate makes family proud
Twenty-nine-year-old, Rebecca Elliot, Pharm.D., recently completed her 4 year doctorate program in pharmacy, 2 year residency, and 3 year fellowship, and can now finally tell family members, with 100% certainty, that they can take 3 Advil instead of 2…. Read More ›
900,000 Honda minivan recall: Elaborate soccer ploy exposed
Honda recently recalled approximately 900,000 Odyssey minivans. Apparently, the cover of the fuel pump strainer is susceptible to acidic degradation, which increases the risk of fire due to fuel leaks. The mechanic who originally discovered the issue, Allen Floyd, is… Read More ›
Chris Brown & Justin Bieber: Temper tantrums are “new fad”
Celebrity figures are known for setting the latest trends, and Chris Brown and Justin Bieber are no exceptions. Adolescents across the country are mimicking the two celebrities recent actions. Regarding Bieber’s behaviors, kids are egging houses in mass quantities, visiting… Read More ›
Local grandmother waits 32 years at DMV
Local grandmother, Annie Pop, has been patiently waiting to renew her driver’s license at the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) since June, 28, 1982. Although there has been an obvious glitch in the system, Mrs. Pop waits patiently in the… Read More ›
Tennis pro experiences deja vu
Tennis pro, Roger Federer, told reporters that while playing tennis the other day he experienced deja vu of playing tennis before. He wasn’t able to identify when, but he was “pretty certain that he had done that kind of… Read More ›
Local man becomes more lost with GPS
Local 26-year-old resident, Preston Peterson, told sources that he is “really fucking confused.” Apparently, Mr. Peterson purchased a new handheld GPS device, which he attempted to use to navigate to a new local restaurant. Mr. Peterson was excited to learn that… Read More ›
Concussions: Can other sports catch up?
As concussion rates continue to rise among football players, other sports are beginning to feel the pressure to catch up. In order to help promote more concussions, the National Concussion Advocacy Program (NCAP) has proposed several changes for other popular… Read More ›