Local Mexican man, Jose Pichardo, told sources, “I require yard work done, but I don’t know anyone to hire.” Once he realized that he’s actually a landscaper, he hired himself. Image attribution: “Flickr landscapers 018-2013-05-17” by Tim Evanson. This… Read More ›
The Beijing-bound Malaysia Airlines flight 370, which recently disappeared somewhere over Southwest Asia, has spurred a dialogue between top Malaysian Airline executives and FAA officials to improve airline safety standards. The following changes are currently being signed into action:… Read More ›
The Onion recently posted an article entitled, Changes To The SAT, which provided a comprehensive list of the various changes that have been made to the standardized test. Recently, The College Board decided upon the following additional changes: Due to… Read More ›
Sources at the University of Mississippi’s School of Medicine stated that decisions have been made regarding their plans for the approximate 2,000 recently discovered graves. Exhuming the approximate 2,000 graves would cost the state of Mississippi nearly six million dollars;… Read More ›
Water has always been speculated as being crucial to sustain human life, but has never been thoroughly tested and verified. Important scientists from a great university are five years into a decade long study, which will hopefully uncover the truth about our… Read More ›
New developments unfold regarding the story of Ebony Wilkerson, the mother of three who drove her and her children into the ocean. Police are currently investigating her claim that she was protecting her children from “demons.” Lead detective, Gary Mansell, told… Read More ›
AMC’s awarding winning tv series, Mad Men, continues to roll on as it prepares to enter its 7th season. Inside sources at AMC stated that the series will likely continue for a total of 15 seasons. Should production occur, our sources… Read More ›
Developments unfold regarding the NJ teen who is suing her parents for financial support. Sources have just confirmed that her request for immediate financial assistance has been denied. Legal analysts believe that her denied request may be associated with her… Read More ›
Lead paleontologist at the University of Chicago, Dr. Robert Coleman, reported at a recent press conference that animals of the clade Dinosauria were nothing more than just really ugly people. Dr. Coleman stated that his research team looked at countless… Read More ›
The public’s response to the article entitled, Research confirms that dinosaurs were just really ugly people (click here for article). John M. McCollister, age 48, preschool janitor “So it’s ok if I get sexually aroused when I see a picture… Read More ›
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