The 2016 Summer Olympics are set to be held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; however, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) is reevaluating this decision. Thomas Bach, president of the IOC, stated that he was just alerted to the fact that… Read More ›
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The Public’s Response – The Academy Awards
What was YOUR favorite part of the 86th Annual Academy Awards? John S. Bullard, 56, unemployed “Well, I was watching my neighbor while she was watching, so you’ll have to ask her.” Mia R. Bernal, 29, writer “It wasn’t nearly as good as… Read More ›
Local man’s Nicorette addiction exposed
Samuel Sampson, age 36, recently began smoking cigarettes to help kick his Nicorette addiction. Mr. Sampson has been addicted to nicotine substitute products for nearly 3 years. He told reporters, “I’m really ashamed, but I’ve tried them all. The gum,… Read More ›
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