Sources reported that Phillip Barker, a local produce manager, plans to make the largest ever plum display. He stated that it will span aisles 2 through 10 and although the plums are very ripe, he warned all customers against removing… Read More ›
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Weather woman accurately predicts past weather
Michigan based weather woman, Melissa Blake, gains popularity as she continues to predict past weather with perfect accuracy. Her current weather forecast predicts that there is a 100% chance that it will rain 20 minutes ago. She also stated that… Read More ›
Actress with short haircut still confused for 12-year-old boy
Since receiving her short haircut, actress Ginnifer Goodwin continues to be mistaken for a preadolescent male. Although the film industry is aware that she is not in fact a young boy, the Walt Disney Company continues to offer her… Read More ›
Superbowl playing it safe
Due to the recent accusations stating that the Patriots intentionally deflated footballs to gain an advantage, the NFL has intentionally over inflated the footballs that will be used during the 2015 Super Bowl game. Some worry, however, that the… Read More ›
Marathon runner ‘convinced’ he is being followed
Long time marathon runner, James Hunt, told sources that he is “constantly being followed” and that he is “becoming more and more scared for his life.” A spokesman for the police department stated that they are taking Mr…. Read More ›
Small child reportedly found in Duck Dynasty’s beard
Sources reported that Phil Robertson from A&E’s popular show, Duck Dynasty, recently discovered what appears to be a small child hidden in his overwhelmingly large beard. Experts speculate that this male child is four years of age and was able… Read More ›
Crazy cat lady runs out of sticker space on minivan
Local sources recently reported that Danielle Jacobs, also known as “the lonely depressed woman in her mid-fifties who has a lot of cats and no life,” just ran out of space on the rear windshield of her minivan. Ms…. Read More ›
Man confirms inactive lifestyle with fitness bracelet
Thirty-nine year old, Donald Johnson, recently purchased an electronic fitness bracelet to track his daily fitness activities, such as steps taken and calories burned. After just two days of wearing the bracelet Mr. Johnson’s suspicions of leading a completely inactive… Read More ›
CNN corrects mistake, did anyone else notice?
CNN.com recently posted an article entitled, “Junco: What’s the big deal about sexting?” by Rey Junco. If you CLICK HERE for the link to the article, you’ll notice that the following picture is featured for the article: The picture located above,… Read More ›
Tips for buying a new car and/or new cat
Cars and cats are commonly mistaken for one another. Not only are they similar with regard to spelling, but they also look similar, which has resulted in over 90% of the public having tried to pet their car or drive… Read More ›