Local 32 year-old, John Callaway, recently attempted to visit a new grocery store but reportedly kept getting lost. Mr. Callaway told sources, “I don’t know why, but when the GPS told me to turn right, I just kept turning left, and when it told me to go straight, I just kept making u-turns.” Our sources were also able to speak with Mr. Callaway’s GPS, who told us that John is a complete fucking idiot and that it has seen 2 year-olds with better directional skills.
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