Also, pretend there is something funny written here.
I’m sorry I really wanted to say in the last post that your new haircut and hair color looks really pretty.
I know you probably won’t respond with the please continue email, it makes no logical sense to do so, but that option will always be open to you. Even way down the line if you would like to hear how my heart feels about you and read a funny (hopefully) post, just email me those magic words. Remember it would never lead to anything more than my innocent feelings about you being shared on a website nobody sees. No more from me I promise.