Small child reportedly found in Duck Dynasty’s beard

 

 

Sources reported that Phil Robertson from A&E’s popular show, Duck Dynasty, recently discovered what appears to be a small child hidden in his overwhelmingly large beard. Experts speculate that this male child is four years of age and was able to survive off of the scraps of food which frequently got stuck in Phil Robertson’s beard.

 

 

 

Image: “www.justjared.com: Phil Robertson’s Suspension from A&E’s ‘Duck Dynasty’ is Over” December 27 2013.

 

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